July 29, 2010  

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:: Submitted Pics - People Humping Objects

Ordinary objects always make for great humps... whether its a newspaper stand, a telephone booth, or the beer taps at your local pub. Here are some shots submitted by our viewers humping various everyday things.


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Joe and Zac hump the Taylor University sign at the entrance. For all of those who don't know, Taylor Universtiy is christian college in Indiana, and they will kick you out for real humping.
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This is some dangerous humping! Dennis is seen here humping a cactus in Boston.

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Humping a reindeer. Fantastic!
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Josh humps his greasy flywheel after removing it from his Subaru Impreza 2.5 RS.

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Josh shows that there are multiple ways to love a fender!
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Guy humping a 737 engine in Texas.

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Guy humping a 737 engine in Texas, again.
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This is just wrong, but funny.

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Holy shit, but this is messed up.
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I really don't know what to say about this one. BUt put some guys in a room with a blow up doll and someone is bound to hump the thing.

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James is humping the bus the Redskin cheerleaders came in. That doesn't sound right, does it? But it is nice to see our tax dollars pay for troops to hump stuff.
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Derrick humping a Mustang GT in broad daylight in the middle of the Volusia Mall parking lot.

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Jennifer describes this as, "Dirk Diggler humping on the office water supply." Humping yes, Dirk Diggler, not so much!
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Again, blow up doll, humping, and bachelor party.

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Not going to comment on this one.
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2 guys, drunk, humping a tree.

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Brian humping a Smart car.
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For the love of god man, get a room.

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Humping big inflatable tires with that damn freaky doll.
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Andrew is a little excited about his new truck.

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In honor of the world cup, VIcki and friends thought it was important to hump at least one thing that had to do with soccer. Willy is doing the humping on a Striker Xtreme pinball game, trying to show us all how they do it in Brazil when they win the world cup.
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Micheal works on the set of "The Alamo" in Austin, Texas where he says they have alot of things to "hump."

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Gareth humping a tree. Gareth rocks!
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Andrew is seen humping Glenda. She is so old she has not clue what is going on.

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GrillFriend? I guess the grill broke down, and needed a good humping. Looks to me like the grill is trying to make a left hand turn to get away from you guys.
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Nice form on this dock humper. Head is back as to say, this feels so good it must be wrong.

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Cannon humping, a Virgina tradition?
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This is what I like to call a stealth hump. You go up to something, begin to hump it, and look away so as not to draw attention to your self. Check out the guy in the back ground. His mouth is wide open in shock.

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Love the facial expression!
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Why god, why?

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Mike humping the fan. Please do not try this at home unless you are really drunk and wearing pants.
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This is a picture of J humping a skunk in the woods. Word out on the street is that this skunk has been around the block a few times and has illegitimate kids. Guess that makes J a mother humper. (PLEASE NOTE:: THAT WAS WHAT THEY WROTE. I COULD NOT MAKE SOMETHING UP LIKE THAT!)

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Mike humping a church alter. I think God just rolled his eyes.
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Anthony humping a giant Lego.

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HOly Crap! Why? Really Why?
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Shumpy could not help himself when he saw the lips on the fish.

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Shumpy outside Harrah's on Burbon Street. Trust me, everything in New Orleans is looking to be humped.
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Ohh to be in school again. This is Ben. He is humping an over head projector. But I bet you could already see that.

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Danny humping a computer. Again, I am the master of the obvious.
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Is it just me, or does Adam look evil?

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Oh Yeah! Says Who?
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2 words. Bachelor Party.

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Ride that cannon cowboy!
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This is really funny. The expression on their face says it all.

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This just in, guy humps pinata while drunk. Vijay captures it on camera. News at 11.
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This is Ryan doing some humping. You'll see a lot of him throughout the sit. I want to party with this dude!

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Again, Ryan humping a civil war cannon.
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Ryan humping a (You know the rest!)

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Sheep beware. Probably the best Holloween hump I've seen.
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Smallfry humping a giant dragon on top of a coke machine. The story is t he dragon wouldn't give him his money back, so Smallfry felt it neccesary to take matters into his own hump... uh... hands.

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Tree humping from Brandon.
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Josh is seen here breaking all the rules.

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Ryan is seen here humping the big one on his honeymoon. It's probably a good thing this guy is off the market.
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Humping police property is just like asking to be thrown in jail. But I still like it.

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Aaron decided to hump a cannon at Fort Pickens this weekend (June 29th, 2002) while in Florida. He stated that he was sober at the time of the hump, but got the idea while drunk.
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Name: Alberto Lenz.....Title: Honey, I shrunk the humpers....Location: MGM Studios Orlando FL. WTF?

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Probably one of the best humps around. Not every day can you go up to a police vehicle, hump it, and walk away a free man. If you were in Inglewood, you probably would get your ass kicked by a angry white cop.
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These guys crack me up! Humping balls is funny.

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My friend Dave, humping at a Golf outing at Greenfield CC.
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I am at a lost for words.

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Dude is all dressed up and humps a van door.
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Jenny humping a hummer at the Minnesota state fair.

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Humping a police car. Not the smartest things to do, but it is damn funny.
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Bush humping!

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This is Jeff and Chris, at Disneyland, humping Mickey Mouse ear benches. Enjoy.
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I like pictures of people humping really expensive cars because there is a remote possibility they could get their ass kicked.

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Anthony humping a life-size Cinderella in the Disney store at downtown Disney.
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Lenny humping Grave Digger.

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$100,000 for a new Porshe, having some stranger hump it... Priceless.
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Pauline and Willy are seen here humping Tony Stewart's semi. I am not a big fan of him, so seeing someone hump his truck made me smile.

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This hump takes place in Cuba. THis is not recommended, but its some funny shit. Take that Castro!
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Matt sent this one in of his friend Jeff "humping a pile of gravel that the farm cats piss on."

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I really hope this is not live ammo!
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WHY?

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Kerry, a friend of mine and girlfriend of the other half of this web site, decided to hump beer taps at a bar in Boston on her birthday. Got to love women humpers!
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Paid this guy six dollars to hump my car. What humping whore!

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A great abstract humping picture. You really can't tell who's humping who. Is the tiger humping the wolf, and Jonathan humping the wolf? Not real sure about this one, but I like it.
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Matt humps a car. Who's car? Who knows, but look at the nice elevated form, legs up and tongue out. I am so very proud.

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Vicki sent me this pic of Scott, and describes him as a "notorious humper." This particular hump was done in Daytona Beach, FL. during the 2002 Bike Week. I think Scott's facial expression says it all.
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Dude humping a giraffe.

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Pitr, a self proclaimed unix geek, is seen here humping a Sun server. My only advice... You can love your job, but don't LOVE your job.
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Here is Si, humping a tree.

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These guys go around humping random decorations during Christmas. Looks like Frosty took one for the team this year.
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OHHH thats great! Now if we could get her to squat about 100 times.

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I don't want to jeopardizes these two clowns's careers so I can't name names. While inspecting a new Gas Turbine that just arrived to an undisclosed site in the middle of no-where Arizona, two Field Engineers show a large gas turbine whose in charge. Notice the complete disregard for the posted sign prohibiting humping.
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In this triple hump Scott, Pauline, and Willy are giving it to a brand new Ferrari. About 2 seconds after the picture was snapped the very angry owner of this fine piece of machinery appeared and he was none too happy. Thankfully we are quick humpers and managed to escape any possible repercussions that may have involved firearms or ass kicking.
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