Let’s Have a Three Way…. With a Bear!
So what do we have here? A couple of Indiana boys
humping the crap out of a bear while on a camping trip. Sounds
a little suspect to me. So if you are going to have a three
way with a bear, here a few rules to go by.
- Take the bear from behind, missionary style with a bear
is bad because of the claws. They like to pull your hair by
ripping your scalp right off.
- If the bear is humping you, it is in your best interest to play dead. If you
act like you enjoy it, then his friend, Bruce, will want to join
- ALWAYS USE PROTECTION
- I don’t know why you ever would, but never mention Winnie
the Pooh while humping a bear. Bears hate that yellow
- Once you go black bear, you never go