Humping a Hippo

Did you know Hippo’s weigh up to 3 tons (insert your mom joke here)? The name hippopotamus comes from the Greek “hippos,” meaning horse; these animals were once called “river horses.” But the hippo is more closely related to the pig than the horse (insert your mom joke here). You ever wondered what it would be like to hump a hippo? I am sure most of us have a story from college that comes close, but this guy is showing us firsthand what it is like. And what is it with big guys in fleece vests and hiking boots? Hey man, you are at zoo, not on some Appalachian trail through hike. Anyway, I like the hump. It has all sorts of jokes that could be made, but I will leave those to you. Have a great Monday.

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