Great Danes – perferct size for humping

Great Danes are huge and are the perfect height for humping. Although I usually do not put up pictures of people humping animals, I could not resist on this one. It just seems like a natural thing to do. I know if I had a few beers in me and I saw this dog, I would so totally go up behind it and hump the thing.

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What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas.

 Vegas and I have a love hate relationship.  Going there always seems like a good idea.  But when I get home, I have an STD, a weeklong hangover and I’m missing about $1000.  And why do they even have restaurants in Vegas?  When I’m there I don’t think I have consumed more than 500 calories of food a day.  Seems like I get most my nutrition from beer and bourbon.

I have been to the Rio a few times and have seen this statue.  I actually thought about humping it, but never did.  I actually have received a few pictures of this statue being humped.  Maybe it’s a Vegas tradition, or maybe it’s just extremely intoxicated guy that is too cheap to buy a hooker.

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They have come to Hump the Rooster

Cock-a-doodle-do, bitches.  Please don’t make me say it, please don’t.  Do you know how hard it is not to say Cock Humping, here is a guy humping a cock?  Damn it, I said it.  I just could not help myself. 

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Woolly Mammoth Humped to Extinction

Sometimes you hump a woolly mammoth, sometimes a woolly mammoth humps you. In this case Martin is doing all the ice age humping.  There is a new scientific theory out there that suggest that woolly mammoths became extinct because of the excess humping by early man.  I am not really sure what is going on with this picture. Is he next to the mammoth, or is this some trick photography with the use of perspective to make it look like he is humping this extinct mastodon? Either way, the humping idea is there, and for that, we at IHT thanks you for submitting your hump.

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Tis’ the Season for Christmas Humping

Nothing says Merry Christmas like a guy humping an inflatable polar bear. Look at this guys face, he loves it. I guess the reason for the season is to hump the bejesus out of something. Can someone please send me a picture of them humping Santa, Frosty, or even the donkey in a nativity? Be careful on the nativity humping, some people might get pissed and if it’s a live nativity the donkey might get pissed. They can kick pretty hard and get super mad when you don’t call them the next day.
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Holy Cow

Well, it’s the first day of December and we can only hope we get some humping pics of someone humping a snowman, Santa Claus and a Christmas tree. But for the time being, I guess we will can celebrate St. Patty’s day and settle for Brian humping a cow covered with shamrocks. Doesn’t he look so happy?

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Call of the Wild

Sometimes when nature calls, you answer her by humping a huge deer.  I guess deer season really brings out the best humping in each of us, or maybe it’s the amount of fake deer that litter the yards of rural America.  Whatever the case may be, the deer humping pics never get old so please keep ‘em coming.
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Uncle Donnie is a crazy son of a bitch!

I want to party with Uncle Donnie.   Tim sent this picture in of his uncle humping a deer right before they were going deer hunting (humping).  Rumor has it, Uncle Donnie does not even use any sort of firearm when hunting for deer.  It is said he just sneaks up on the deer from behind, like a nimble ninja deer hunter, and the proceeds to hump the deer.  Long live Uncle Donnie!  Also, everyone here at ihumpthings.com would like to wish all of you a happy and safe Thanksgiving.  Now go hump a turkey, take a picture, and send it to me.

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Humping Godzilla

This giant Godzilla sits in Kurihama Flower Land in Japan.  But I doubt you see any Japanese people around because they are probably running away from it yelling, “Godzilla!”.  At least that is how I remember it from the footage I have seen from the 50′s.  Now where the hell is Mothra, and why is someone not humping it?

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Garden Gnome humping

I have never met a garden gnome that I didn’t like, and neither did my friend Joe.  You know why gnome’s wear pointy hats?  Me either, but it seems like a good place to hold on to when you’re humping the crap out of them.  I bet the Travelocity gnome is pissed he never gets humped like this.

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