Are you bored? Do you need something to do? Well, pack up your car and head to Buffalo Grove, Illinois where the buffalo statues are scattered through out the town for your humping pleasure.Share
I think I am all out of jokes about people humping fake deers. I probably have 20 or so submissions with people humping deer. I guess I could make fun of the guy doing the humping, but I really don’t have that in me today. Anyway, here is a picture of a guy in a Bass Pro Shop humping a a fake deer. Enjoy and have a good weekend.Share 0
This picture is what makes guys guys. Most women would have seen 2 picnic tables stacked on top of each other and would have not given it another thought. Now take a guy, he sees something like this, and the first thing to pop in his mind is, “Those picnic tables are humping each other.” And then the next thing to go through his mind is, “I need to get in on this!” Nice to see this guy get in on the “Orgy of Benches.”Share 0
“A deer has to be taken with one shot. I try to tell people that but they don’t listen.” – Robert DeNiro’s character in the Deer Hunter.
I have a feeling this guy has the same idea, you only get once chance to hump a deer, so you better make it count. I guess I feel that way with all humping. Once hump, one kill.Share 0
I usually do not post pictures of this nature, but it is by far one of the funniest pictures that someone has submitted in a long time. How can you look at this picture and not laugh? Let me break down why this picture is funny.
- There are 2 dogs humping . This is always funny. If you don’t think so, please leave my site and never come back.
- There is a guy using a stick as his penis to entice and tease 2 dogs, which are humping each other.
- The guy with the stick appears to be having the best time of his life.
Seriously, what is up with all the pictures I am getting of dudes humping cannons. I find these picture especially disturbing because this guy has to get on his tip toes to get the proper humping angle. Don’t get me wrong, I love the pictures. Please keep them coming, but this guy is really putting in some effort. In the one picture he is actually puffing up his cheeks, as to say, “Get ready, my cannon is going to hurt you real bad!”Share 0
About a year ago I was at the zoo with my 2 year old and we looking at the lions and lionesses. And then all of a sudden, the lion got up, went over to the lioness and proceeded to hump the living daylights out of the her. I looked around and I saw moms and dads shielding their kids eyes and whisked them away in a hurry. But not me, I stood there and laughed my ass off. Since my daughter was so young, I really didn’t need to explain, but if one day she grows up and laughs hysterically when ever she sees 2 animals humping, then I will know that she is truly my daughter.
So in today’s picture I can only hope that moms and dads had to shield their kids eyes when this extraordinary hump took place. Well done fellow humpers. You make me proud.Share 0
Here is another picture of a guy humping a cannon. We get lots of pictures of guys humping cannons. I don’t know if they are really humping the cannon or wishing their own cannon was this size. My college thesis actually proved that males that see a phallic symbol in a public area will be drawn to it and will place the phallic symbol near their crotch region and act like the symbol is their own. They may even thrust hips back and forth to show off their manly status.Share 0
This cannon in Lisbon, Portugal got more than it bargained for one summer afternoon. This guy wrote that he was trying to satisfy his brave girlfriend with this major gun. Here is a bit of advice, if this is what it takes to make your girlfriend happy, then you might want to warn her that she is in for a life of disappointment. Although, if you find a girl that will act like she is being humped by a huge cannon, then she might be worth marrying.Share 0
This guy, Jimmy le Frenchie, has submitted this picture to me about 100 times in the last week. And the thing is, this is a really good hump but due to my busy schedule as HumpMaster, I have not had time to post it. So here’s to you, Jimmy le Frenchie , and your Little Rock rabbit hump. Nice sun glasses by the way.Share 0