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:: My Humping Vision

My Humping vision is to fail, because who in their right mind is going to look at this site and say, "Damn what a good idea, we should give this guy some money to do this!" I want a web site where people will look and say, "What the Fuck is this all about?" In my opinion, we seem to take this world a little too seriously and forget that it's ok to laugh at things we know our society may find inappropriate. And there is no way my web site should ever be taken seriously. All this web site is here to do is make people laugh by displaying these random rude acts.

Humping is not for everyone, and because of this it must be done under extreme caution. Humping is a type of expression stemming from a simulated sexual act. This act is meant to shock and devalue a situation, but it should not possess or full fill a sexual fantasy. I call it cultural displacement. You take a movement or action understood by most everyone in a society, and transpose it into a situation that seems to be unfit for the situation. The act of moving your hips against something in a way that seems to be sexual is usually hidden from our society, but expose this action in a certain cultural situation and it can be seen as appalling. I guess what I am trying to say, is when you hump something just for the sake of humping, you remove all sexual innuendoes. You esentially displace the cultural aspect of a hidden expression and expose it to other peers in your society.

So as we go forward with our lives in this humping oppressed society, I ask everyone of you to hump something. Hump a light post, or a tree and feel those endorphins run through your body. I guarantee you this immature act will make you feel alive. Express your self in a way that's different then the norm and live life on the edge. Humping may be the thing that saves us all, so join the humping movement and start living a hump filled life.

Have a humping day,
Hump Master