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:: Rules of Humping

1. Humping is not to be seen as a sexual fetish. Humping is intended to be strictly for entertainment purposes only.
2. It's not real humping unless you have documentation of it in the form of a picture or video.
3. Everything is fair game. The more unusual the better.
4. Monuments, landmarks, and historical artifacts make for the best humps.
5. NO PICTURES OF PEOPLE HUMPING ANIMALS! It's wrong and gross.
6. When submitting a humping picture, please include a short description and story.
7. Always support fellow humpers by encouraging and coaxing them to hump things for your benefit. Peer pressure is what fuels a humper.
8. Always use your best judgement while humping. Many people in this repressed humping society may perceive you as a threat and kick your ass.
9. Only hump a person if you're drunk. Humping someone while sober can be mistaken as a sexual advance. (Please see rule #1)