Statues

Hump My Face – Please?

October 13, 2011 in Statues

There is not much to do in Indianapolis on a Saturday night.  I guess if you are not going to get your face humped, you might as well hump a face.

Buffalo Grove, Illinois – Buffalo Humping Capitol of the World

June 3, 2011 in Statues

Are you bored?  Do you need something to do?  Well, pack up your car and head to Buffalo Grove, Illinois where the buffalo statues are scattered through out the town for your humping pleasure.

Deer Humpers Rejoice!

April 15, 2011 in Statues

I think I am all out of jokes about people humping fake deers.  I probably have 20 or so submissions with people humping deer.  I guess I could make fun of the guy doing the humping, but I really don’t have that in me today.    Anyway, here is a picture of a guy in a Bass Pro Shop humping a a fake deer.  Enjoy and have a good weekend.

King of the Jungle my Ass!

February 14, 2011 in Statues

About a year ago I was at the zoo with my 2 year old and we looking at the lions and lionesses.  And then all of a sudden, the lion got up, went over to the lioness and proceeded to hump the living daylights out of  the her.  I looked around and I saw moms and dads shielding their kids eyes and whisked them away in a hurry.  But not me, I stood there and laughed my ass off.  Since my daughter was so young, I really didn’t need to explain, but if one day she grows up and laughs hysterically when ever she sees 2 animals humping, then I will know that she is truly my daughter.

So in today’s picture I can only hope that moms and dads had to shield their kids eyes when this extraordinary hump took place.  Well done fellow humpers.  You make me proud.

Rabbit Hump from Jimmy le Frenchie

January 27, 2011 in Statues

This guy, Jimmy le Frenchie, has submitted this picture to me about 100 times in the last week. And the thing is, this is a really good hump but due to my busy schedule as HumpMaster, I have not had time to post it. So here’s to you, Jimmy le Frenchie , and your Little Rock rabbit hump. Nice sun glasses by the way.

I love Prague

January 18, 2011 in Statues

7 years ago I went to Prague.  Me and 2 buddies flew to Amsterdam, rented a car, and then drove there using only a USA Today World Weather map.  Seriously, that is what we used until we got into Southern Germany and I insisted that we buy some sort of map.  We finally got to Prague and it was a beautiful city.  While we were there, I saw a Euro trash dance off and we had to buy our way out of a pretty sticky situation at a shady a night club.  The city was awesome and this humping picture makes me want to go back.

Those crazy French Canadians.

January 17, 2011 in Statues

So lets say you are a struggling artist, and a city like Montreal commissions you to create a grandiose statue for their great city.  So you work for years creating a masterpiece, something that you hope will define your legacy as a great artist and sculptor.  And then you find out years later that people go up to your statue and take pictures of themselves humping it.  Then to make matters worse, there is a web site out there that promotes this type of behavior.  How do you think you would feel as an artist?  I bet the artist feels pretty good right now.  Well, as good as an artist could feel after being commissioned by a city like Montreal to create a statue that gets humped by tourists and natives all year long.  Viva la Humping…….

Let’s Have a Three Way…. With a Bear!

January 7, 2011 in Statues

So what do we have here? A couple of Indiana boys
humping the crap out of a bear while on a camping trip. Sounds
a little suspect to me. So if you are going to have a three
way with a bear, here a few rules to go by.

1. Take the bear from behind, missionary style with a bear
   is bad because of the claws. They like to pull your hair by
   ripping your scalp right off.
2. If the bear is humping you, it is in your best interest to play dead. If you
   act like you enjoy it, then his friend, Bruce, will want to join
   in.
3. ALWAYS USE PROTECTION
4. I don’t know why you ever would, but never mention Winnie
   the Pooh while humping a bear. Bears hate that yellow
   freak.
5. Once you go black bear, you never go
   back.

If you like it, you better put a ring on it.

January 5, 2011 in Statues

Kayne West was right you know.  Beyonce’s video was way better than Taylor Switfts.  I think I watched that video about 100 times.  But I don’t know if I like Beyonce as much as this dude.  You can tell his wife or girlfriend is nervously laughing at her man.  He really seems to be enjoying it.  I don’t think I have ever seen a man wearing a members only jacket and scarf, and look so damn happy.

Lion Tamers

December 28, 2010 in Statues

When I was in kindergarten I was asked by my teacher what I wanted to be, and I told her a lion tamer.  What a damn fool I was at 5 years old.  Or maybe not.  Maybe I should have followed my dream?  Instead I followed the dream of computers and developing a web site where I get pictures of common people humping uncommon things.  I am really living the dream.  If you need proof just look at these 2 guys.

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