Statues

Ohhhh Billy…..

November 8, 2012 in Statues

Do you think when they put this statue up of Billy Graham, that people would be inclined to hump it?  What if it became a tradition of humping this statue for good luck?  That would be awesome!  I guess we would have to make up some urban legend that a person humped this statue and they won the lottery next week.

Skinwalker dugan does tall tiger

September 12, 2012 in Statues

Not really sure what to say.  The description on the picture was “skinwalker dugan does tall tiger.”  I think I will leave it at that.

Ohhh… A baby elephant, how cute. Let’s hump it!

August 28, 2012 in Statues

Baby Elephants are so cute and wrinkly, kind of like an old person, but an old person smells way worse.  Why is that?  Anyway, here is a pic of a person humping a baby elephant.

Vietnam Humping

July 25, 2012 in Statues

Do you think people in Vietnam ever get tired of Americans yelling “Good Morning Vietnam!”  F-U Robin Williams, thanks for running a good salutation.  Here is a girl I know from my home town.  I think she teaches English or something in Vietnam.  Good to see teachers humping something besides their students.

Happy Humpday – enjoy!

Ronald McDonald Hump

June 19, 2012 in Statues

I will take a large fry and one reverse hump on Ronald’s face.  By the way, I hate clowns.

Hump My Face – Please?

October 13, 2011 in Statues

There is not much to do in Indianapolis on a Saturday night.  I guess if you are not going to get your face humped, you might as well hump a face.

Buffalo Grove, Illinois – Buffalo Humping Capitol of the World

June 3, 2011 in Statues

Are you bored?  Do you need something to do?  Well, pack up your car and head to Buffalo Grove, Illinois where the buffalo statues are scattered through out the town for your humping pleasure.

Deer Humpers Rejoice!

April 15, 2011 in Statues

I think I am all out of jokes about people humping fake deers.  I probably have 20 or so submissions with people humping deer.  I guess I could make fun of the guy doing the humping, but I really don’t have that in me today.    Anyway, here is a picture of a guy in a Bass Pro Shop humping a a fake deer.  Enjoy and have a good weekend.

King of the Jungle my Ass!

February 14, 2011 in Statues

About a year ago I was at the zoo with my 2 year old and we looking at the lions and lionesses.  And then all of a sudden, the lion got up, went over to the lioness and proceeded to hump the living daylights out of  the her.  I looked around and I saw moms and dads shielding their kids eyes and whisked them away in a hurry.  But not me, I stood there and laughed my ass off.  Since my daughter was so young, I really didn’t need to explain, but if one day she grows up and laughs hysterically when ever she sees 2 animals humping, then I will know that she is truly my daughter.

So in today’s picture I can only hope that moms and dads had to shield their kids eyes when this extraordinary hump took place.  Well done fellow humpers.  You make me proud.

Rabbit Hump from Jimmy le Frenchie

January 27, 2011 in Statues

This guy, Jimmy le Frenchie, has submitted this picture to me about 100 times in the last week. And the thing is, this is a really good hump but due to my busy schedule as HumpMaster, I have not had time to post it. So here’s to you, Jimmy le Frenchie , and your Little Rock rabbit hump. Nice sun glasses by the way.