Dinosaurs were humped to death by fertile cave men, thus causing the animals to become extinct. Now before you start on your high horse about how cavemen and dinosaurs never lived at the same time, I know this. But remember, this site is about humping things and not about being historically accurate. But I do believe that Jesus road a T-Rex to the last super, and Fred and Barney actually took the place of John and Paul.Share
This picture is what makes guys guys. Most women would have seen 2 picnic tables stacked on top of each other and would have not given it another thought. Now take a guy, he sees something like this, and the first thing to pop in his mind is, “Those picnic tables are humping each other.” And then the next thing to go through his mind is, “I need to get in on this!” Nice to see this guy get in on the “Orgy of Benches.”Share 0
I usually do not post pictures of this nature, but it is by far one of the funniest pictures that someone has submitted in a long time. How can you look at this picture and not laugh? Let me break down why this picture is funny.
- There are 2 dogs humping . This is always funny. If you don’t think so, please leave my site and never come back.
- There is a guy using a stick as his penis to entice and tease 2 dogs, which are humping each other.
- The guy with the stick appears to be having the best time of his life.
Seriously, what is up with all the pictures I am getting of dudes humping cannons. I find these picture especially disturbing because this guy has to get on his tip toes to get the proper humping angle. Don’t get me wrong, I love the pictures. Please keep them coming, but this guy is really putting in some effort. In the one picture he is actually puffing up his cheeks, as to say, “Get ready, my cannon is going to hurt you real bad!”Share 0
Here is another picture of a guy humping a cannon. We get lots of pictures of guys humping cannons. I don’t know if they are really humping the cannon or wishing their own cannon was this size. My college thesis actually proved that males that see a phallic symbol in a public area will be drawn to it and will place the phallic symbol near their crotch region and act like the symbol is their own. They may even thrust hips back and forth to show off their manly status.Share 0
This cannon in Lisbon, Portugal got more than it bargained for one summer afternoon. This guy wrote that he was trying to satisfy his brave girlfriend with this major gun. Here is a bit of advice, if this is what it takes to make your girlfriend happy, then you might want to warn her that she is in for a life of disappointment. Although, if you find a girl that will act like she is being humped by a huge cannon, then she might be worth marrying.Share 0
Great Danes are huge and are the perfect height for humping. Although I usually do not put up pictures of people humping animals, I could not resist on this one. It just seems like a natural thing to do. I know if I had a few beers in me and I saw this dog, I would so totally go up behind it and hump the thing.Share 0
Nothing says Merry Christmas like a guy humping an inflatable polar bear. Look at this guys face, he loves it. I guess the reason for the season is to hump the bejesus out of something. Can someone please send me a picture of them humping Santa, Frosty, or even the donkey in a nativity? Be careful on the nativity humping, some people might get pissed and if it’s a live nativity the donkey might get pissed. They can kick pretty hard and get super mad when you don’t call them the next day.
I thought about writing something really wity about this hump, but the person that submitted the picture I think said it best.
“This is a weekend in Halifax, Nova Scotia, (home is St. John’s, Newfoundland). A closed mall after a movie one night. I caught him smiling at me while I was on the escalator. We shared a smile. He bought me a drink and next thing you know.. well.. when I returned to Newfoundland I had a baby. He doesn’t know. One day I’ll bring Palmy to see his dad.”Share 0